So, I always feel this sense of guilt about the presents I buy other people, I can’t help but buy stuff that I also kind of want for myself. I feel like it cancels out the nice gesture. Anyway, its finally come in handy because I bought a bunch of stuff in Paris to give as Christmas gifts but I’m feeling super bitchy and sorry for myself so I’ve reconsidered and now I’m super happy that its all shit that I would have bought for myself anyway cos I’m gonna keep it. W/E
I just dropped a WHOLE salt grinder into a bowl of parsnip soup at a mildly fancy eatery and screamed “FUCK” at the top of my lungs.